Spring Break tl:dr version

SO.
For all of you who do not have the patience nor the interest to read the past two posts ( I know I don't), feel free to get all the same info right now:

Yeah, for spring break I went to Durban, Johannesburg, Kruger, and Maputo. Durban was white and creepy, Johannesburg was fantastic and full of museums, Kruger was great and I really enjoyed the safari except we didn't see lions, and Maputo was great--felt just like a third world city but the people were wonderful.
The biggest adventure was the day we took three hours to get to the beach and ended up getting there by holding onto the side of an SUV. Oh Mozambique.